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One evening, he was sitting in his recliner channel surfing and came upon a That 70’s Show rerun on IFC.The scene had Hyde and Jackie in Forman’s basement watching TV. Kevin sat there and said to himself, “Man, I wish he’d just fuck that bitch and get it over with.” As soon as he said it, the Hyde character stood up and jumped on Jackie.
Kevin looked at the screen and said, “If Fez had any balls he’d join in.
He sat back down and closed his eyes again and when he looked at the TV again, she was back on the screen sitting on the couch.
He quickly grabbed the remote and turned on a Modern Family rerun. He closed his eyes again and said, “I want here her naked on her hands and knees.” When he looked, there in front of him, was the gorgeous brunette completely naked on her hands and knees.
For a man in his sixties, the only women he’d ever been with were prostitutes.
The only time he went outside his small, one bedroom apartment was to go to work and get some groceries.
A commercial came on and Kevin sat there wondering what the fuck just happened.